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Dec 22nd - Jan 20th
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Name: Paulena (I prefer nicknames)
Age: 20
More: Artist (focus on special effects), video games, music, watching cartoons, horror movies (crappy or otherwise), hiking, swimming until someone forcibly pulls me out of the water, cuddling animals, baking, daydreaming


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hiccupinglasses:

howtotrainyourdragon2:

Watch the full-quality trailer here!

FURTHER PROOF THAT TOOTHLESS IS AN ADORABLE BALL OF CUTE AND IF YOU CANT SEE THAT YET, THATS OKAY BUT YOU NEED TO LOOK AT THIS. JUST LOOK HOW EXCITED HE IS. LIKE, “IM FIRE AND DEATH AND—OMG I HAVE SPIKES. HICCUP. HICCUP LOOK. SPIKES. SPIKES AND SPINES EVERYWHERE. DONT I LOOK COOL HICCUP?!”
YEAH. UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTENING AND DEATH AND CUTE RIGHT HERE.



overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section

Oh look.

It’s a flying fuck.

It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.





guy:

who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials


officialnatasharomanoff:

chivalrousgambler:

sabrinagrimm:

sabrinagrimm:

me huntin for the pussy

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SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL

Not anymore now you’re an adult-sized gynephiliac skeleton creeping eternally in a white expanse hunting for some choice vaginas.

You made your bed now lie in it.

this is my favorite post in the entire world




a-flying-emu:

bunniferbennett:

say it with me:

makeup is gender neutral

I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back





femmekat:

gigaguess:

melonberrymint:

So I saw this today on Pinterest and then found the Etsy link and I have to make a small PSA.

Please do not ever ever ever keep your betta (or any fish for that matter) in a permanent tank this small. EVER.

The seller claims that betta don’t need aeration, filtration, or a lot of water to live a long and healthy life of two years, so a wine bottle is the perfect fashionable tank for them. This is a lie.

Small tanks mean low water temp, which makes betta, a tropical fish, sick. Any good betta tank will have a heater that can be regulated to 80 degrees.

The smallest tank any betta should live in is one gallon, which is nearly three times as much as a wine bottle (or those stupid “betta vases”) will hold. Betta will thrive much better in a three gallon or larger tank.

There is nowhere in this jar for the betta to hide when he’s scared or nap when he’s tired. They do enjoy playing with their humans, but they need some aquarium decor to interact with when you’re not around.

The seller suggests cleaning the tank once a week and that filtration isn’t needed, but bettas eat and poop just like any other fish and create waste that is harmful to them. The small amount of water in this jar should be changed daily, not weekly, to avoid ammonia buildup and remove uneaten food crud. Of course, a daily water change could be avoided with a good sized tank and a nice, slow-current filter.

This person has already sold a number of these upcycled tanks to people who don’t know any better about betta care, and it makes me so sad that their beautiful fish are living unhappy lives.

Reblogging for learning something new and incredibly needed today.

why are people buying



My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re more brave than I am.






martinskrtels:

THIS. IS. A. REAL. SONG. AND. VIDEO.



zodiacchic:

Your sun sign (horoscope) only tells part of the story. For a complete reading, you need a birth chart reading. Click here!



geneticallyidenticals:

geneticallyidenticals:

this ship is bananas

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b-a-n-a-n-a-s

i spent 5 minutes straight laughing about this without breathing and this has 9 notes